Peter sat at his dying wife’s bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. “Pete, darling,” she breathed, “I’ve a confession to make before I go. … I … I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government. . . .” “That’s all right, sweetie, don’t give it a second thought,” answered Peter, “I’m the one who poisoned you.”

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”

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During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the priest with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I’m supposed to promise to ‘love, honor and obey’ and ‘be faithful to her forever,’ I’d appreciate it if you’d just leave that out.” He passed the minister a $100 bill and walked away satisfied. On the day of the wedding, when it came time for the groom’s vows, the priest looked the young man in the eye and said: “Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her, obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternally before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever even look at another woman, as long as you both shall live?” The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a tiny voice, “Yes, I do” then leaned toward the priest and hissed: “I thought we had a deal.” The priest put a $100 bill into the groom’s hand and whispered: “She made me a better offer.”


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